Quomodocumque
Math, Madison, food, the Orioles, books, my kids.
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November 2026
- The determinant method strikes again! (Siegel zeroes edition)
- There Is Always Something There To Remind Me
October 2026
- THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS OF BASEBALL
- “You Can See Everything”
- De-automating
- When the phone inside your ribcage rings, it’s not for me (They Might Be Giants show report)
- Eigenvalues of random p-adic matrices
- James Purdy, Narrow Rooms
September 2026
- I love working here, II
- I love working here
- Wisconsin sports analytics and beer tomorrow night!
- Finite-time blowup
- Don’t Be Too Sure dramatis personae
August 2026
July 2026
- Dream (Trade deadline)
- A photo of my father telling Daniel Patrick Moynihan to go take a hike
- Zhao Yu Ma on homological vanishing and optimal ranges
- Proposed World Cup rules change
- I saw the figure 7 in black
- Walking Red Flag
- US World Cup watch party, Wingra Park
- Save it for 2062, Peacock
- 250
- Oath is the campaign-donation allocation optimizer you’ve been looking for
June 2026
- Lou Reed and Ludwig Wittgenstein were first cousins
- On 7
- Game Theory, Linus and Lucy
- People are good and the system works, redux
- More shoulderblogging
- People are good and the system works
- Pete “Polar Bear” Alonso’s walkup song, in an ideal world
- Recent progress around Cohen-Lenstra heuristics (notes from a Bourbaki talk)
- The Leiden Declaration on Artificial Intelligence and Mathematics
May 2026
- Human character, continuity of
- Nicknames for Ottawa, Illinois
- Memorial Day
- Is there a higher Belyi theorem?
- Brewers 5, Cubs 2
- Wittgensteinian aphorism (after six hours spent in the company of college undergraduates)
- Roger Brown on “Ms.”
- “My hatred of you has turned to pity”
- Blank life
April 2026
- Ellenberg-Li-Shusterman
- Alices
- Minor Epiphany Concerning the World Columbian Exposition of 1894 and John Hughes
- Brewers 8, Red Sox 6
- Armiversary
- The College Boy and His Problems
- Curse of the Badgerino
March 2026
- Sad Badgers
- In which my daughter invents science
- The Irrational Decision
- In which I flex music knowledge for my daughter
- The ex-prospect who only hit homers
- Two small appreciations of the culture of France
February 2026
- Networking and granfallooning
- In which I rescue Harvard’s grading system
- As an old calculus professor of mine used to say
- Waiting for Godot (Gen-X rewrite)
- Yankees Outright Yanquiel Fernandez
- Luck or loveliness
- Now pitching, Cadeler Wellvich
- George Birkhoff, faces made of lines
- What’s the entropy of a random integer?
January 2026
- It’s a good old-fashioned Wisconsin booger-freezer out there!
- Dick Gross
- If one is not to make a mess of life
- The encylopedia of triangle centers
- Bruhat intervals that are large hypercubes
- I’m holding out for the trigonometry of happiness
- Dyadiku
- Reaching the masses (not a Marxist post)
- Black Box Coat Factory
- Chowder was the national soup
December 2025
- Merry Jewish Christmas!
- Self-portrait with about one quarter of Richard Serra’s sculpture Equal
- Rusczyk wins a Bezos
- The American people have just one fixed idea
- Save my life, I’m going down for the last time
- I said to myself, sit down
- How I know zombies aren’t real
- Pete Alonso is an Oriole
- One more on sphere packing/cap set/Turan
- Larry Agran is the Paul Soglin of Irvine, CA
- So disappointing
- Another example: sets of arcs and loops with bounded intersection
- “That’s an excellent question!”
November 2025
- Random Americans, ethnic stereotypes, and large language models
- “Not Vegan”
- Mathgiving
- I wrote about John von Neumann for the Free Press
- Sphere packing, cap set, and the Turán problem are all the same thing
- Madison West JV girls basketball: Regents 45, LaFollette Lancers 37
- Let us now praise United Airlines
- I reviewed a book about the math foundations crisis for the New York Times
October 2025
- The golden age of not hitting triples
- Triple chai
- International Conference on Ancient Magic
- A favorite tactic of the self-identified iconoclast
- MacArthur Fellows: Wisconsin and Williams
- This condition of ill-training
- Taylor Swift and Stephanie Burt, or: Life of a Harvard English Professor
September 2025
- Claudia Prieto, “Tus Ojos”
- To The Best of our Knowledge is finished
- I gave a talk about machine learning and math
- Social media hiatus
- Chadeish yameinu
- Global epistasis emerges from a generic model of a complex trait (or: random walks on a hypercube with reweighting)
- Pre-covers
- Mura Yakerson interviewed me
- Klartag improves the sphere-packing constant
- Bertrand Russell on rationality and math
- Yu Darvish has beaten 29 out of the 30 MLB teams
- The Yankees’ #2 prospect
August 2025
July 2025
- One more observation about Tom Lehrer
- RIPPP Tom Lehrer
- Doing less with less
- When your liver is sluggish
- Knowledge concerning the applicability of automatic computing machines to problems in pure mathematics
- Caden, Colin, Jaiden, Caden, Kailen, Dalton, Holden, Brayden, Brayan, Denton and Braeden
- A small thing
June 2025
- A history of the 21st century for Pittsburgh Pirates fans
- 2009 AL ROY nonprescience
- Happy Juneteenth
- Math and medicine webinar
- Bertrand Russell on touching grass
- Nigel Boston (1961-2024)
- Constructing lameness hierarchy using crowd-sourced data
May 2025
- A fang, a feeling, a flair, a match, a thing for you, levitation, my TV and my pills, New York
- Brewers 5, Orioles 2 / Orioles 8, Brewers 4
- That’s when everything went widdershins
- Get out of my dreams
- This and that
- A paleontologist, a scientist, a tree, decided, God, Superman, the leveler, the voice of Sarah Strickland’s rage, the walrus
April 2025
- St. Olaf, Carleton, UW-Madison, wholesomeness
- Another thing about the White Lotus
- I Just Saw a Face
- In which I have cursed the Baltimore Orioles
- Leeway
March 2025
- Aphorism
- A birthday message from Azat Miftakhov
- Substance-free dorm
- The best team in baseball history at not hitting into a double play
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